Hard benches called pews; a preacher speaking a long time; standing， sitting， and kneeling at the correct times; and Bible stories are scary for a child who has never been to church.，With hilarious stories and nutty pictures， the Tales from the Back Pew series offers kid's a unique view of church. Enjoy plenty of giggles with your child---and learn fun， important truths about God， church， and the Bible.Mom is taking me to church this Sunday. I've heard a lot about church. You have to stand up， sit down， and kneel a hundred times. It's called being in the service---I'm too young to be drafted!